Jan. 18th, 7:00 PM Meijer, New Haven MI - Our Anonymous records report that this was recorded by a Mr. David Distelrath at the Meijer checkout line. The "Crazy Meijer Woman" seems to be politely trying to help Mr. Distelrath at the self check out to "find his way to the holy one" while at the same time using rather abrupt terms. Many would call this direct harassment, which can be easily understood because she outright calls him either a "mother fucker" or "son of a bitch" 7 different times. Again, this is all done while telling him she was trying to help him in the name of Jesus. She begins to become angry when he implies that she is sinful herself. Soon management gets involved. While remaining completely professional, the two Meijer workers attempt to calm her down, but her anger continues to escalate, claiming again that the manager is assaulting her, and the other woman calls the police. The Crazy Meijer Lady then begins to scream at everyone throughout the whole store. When other customers begin to chime in, the crazy lady continues to loudly berate them. When she takes her cart and begins to walk away, she is followed by management and is engaged by another customer. Police arrive and handcuff her as people clap. Her tirade is finally over as she is escorted out of the store.
Jan. 18th, 11:00 AM McDonalds Restaurant, Ferndale MI Recorded by - Research has shown that this was recorded by a Mr. Darius Gerard for only a short period of time. The Crazy Meijer Lady is demanding to get food after seemingly a yelling altercation with another customer. The McDonalds staff refuses to serve her, and she continues screaming. It is unknown if the police are called to this location.
Jan. 17th, 9:30 PM Del Taco restaurant in Warren MI - This clip is said to be recorded on Facebook Live by Mr. Kash Native. Kash began recording when the Crazy Meijer Lady began a yelling disagreement with two other women who were customers. During this incident she had a dog in a bag and a man who was with her who told Kash that he had never seen her act like this. She put the dog on the ground and left it, and the man requested that Kash not record him while he went to retrieve it. The yelling match continued and began growing more religious in nature. At one point, the Crazy Meijer Lady screams at the man that they are leaving, but instead goes back to the argument. The man asked Kash if the recording was live and when Kash confirmed it was, in which the man is not heard or seen again. One of the opposing customers tells the crazy lady that the police have been called. The police arrive and the man and the dog are nowhere to be seen. It is unknown if the Crazy Meijer Lady is arrested at this time.
Jan. 18th, 12:00 AM Meijer, Warren/Lenox MI (multiple clips; two videos) - These are the next two video clips and was due to the help of a few indiviuals: Jade King, Ashley Peters, Saqib Hussain Javed-Rizvi, Tony Lastomirsky Jr., and Jessica Pop Bushrow. According to King, the she was in the Meijer parking lot at midnight with her parents about to enter when a woman (The Crazy Meijer Lady) pulled up in a car and asked her if she had been saved, to which King replied yes. They were then followed by the crazy lady into the store who claimed they were “bullshitters” and “liars” and continued to harass them. When King got the attention of management, the Crazy Meijer Lady approached two Muslim brothers (Saqib Hussain Javed-Rizvi and his brother) and proceeded to follow them closely while vulgarly harassing them about their religion. Two brothers (Noah and Drew Miller) then proceeded to step in to defend them, in which they engage her until management arrives. The manager proceeds to grab her arm and she begins to berate him and claim he assaulted her. The police are eventually called and she is escorted out in handcuffs while still berating Saqib. It is rumored that the managers at this Meijer declined to press charges.
August 2016 (or earlier) - The Garbage Truck Incident - It is unknown if this was posted live or to Live Leak but it eventually made it to Youtube. The now-known Crazy Meijer Lady had scheduled for 4 garbage bags to be picked up by a garbage truck. When the truck arrived, they grabbed the four bags and left the rest which was not in bags. It is my deduction that she saw he had left garbage items and tried to chase down the garbage truck in her car, stopping in front of him causing him to almost hit her. She proceeded to yell at the garbage man, asking him for his driver’s license and getting progressively belligerent to the point where she began doing the chicken dance in the road, rolled in the grass, and began pointing and talking to the sky and referring to Jesus Christ as well as talking to other people that were not there.
January 2020 - The Great Skate Rink - The Crazy Meijer Lady is spotted at The Great Skate Rink in South East Michigan where she gets into conversation trying to explain some of her thoughts about how she thinks and then why she acts the way she does. Naturally, some of our Lord Jesus Christ comes into it to comply on how what she does is "always good" to show he innocence as best as possible. Later we see some of her great skating moves. Rather impressive.
Final Videos: edits - The final two clips are just two that were found for entertainment purposes - we assume. They include music which may represent on how some PERCIEVE the Crazy Meijer Lady truly either feels on the inside or possibly how she represents the citizens of our country.
On a final note, the Anonymous just want to point out that nobody to this day knows exactly who the Crazy Meijer Lady is. This is why she is still considered an official CONSPIRACY - much of what our site is based upon. Is it possible that each of her videos were just acts to gets hits on YouTube and other social media? Of course. That is why it is up to YOU, our visitors, to help find exactly who the Crazy Meijer Lady is. Does she really exist just like the Loch Ness Monster??? It's something we all look forward to learning about. So please feel free to contact us HERE if you or anyone you know ever comes to find out more about The Crazy Meijer Lady.
